Overwatch? More like tf2 with waifus//Oneshots & headcanons book

So Blizzard just singlehandly saved Christmas 2k16

Tracer, the character who you see on ALL of the overwatch merch, propaganda, and social media profiles, has been confirmed queer.

We don't know if she's gay or bi, but we know she's in a pretty cute and healthy relationship with a cute redhead by the name of Emily.

And yes, I do still ship D.racer and Widowtracer, but this news is eating me alive and I'm exausted from finishing finals but this news makes me so happy and actually gives me faith.

Without further ado, here's an actual part that's not a shitty announcement. 

-Headcanons-

+ Tracer showing up to Emily's Christmas party and everyone just like "O shit waddup ur our lord and saviour lmaoooo"

+ Zenny completely oblitering weeb boi in snowball fights

+ "Experience motherfucking tranquility bitch and taste this snow ya piece of shit"

+ Reaper seeing Hanzo after their winter break and just lowkey amazed at how edgy he now looks

+ Everyone asking Pharah if they can move with her to her dad in Canada after the election

+ Sombra and McCree are good buddies after seeing each other heavily drunk like 23 times

+ Widowmaker leaving a present on Gerard's grave every year

+ Lucio and Dva doing a holiday charity stream ft "Let's see how many times Lena and Emily will make out in the background"

+Zayra and Mei just cuddling on the couch????? @ Blizzard pls make this canon?????

+ Mercy gets genji a deluxe copy of shrek and tells him it's her fave anime, he is moved to tears

+ In other news dva gave everyone memes and triggered Symm after sending her one about "Indian tech support"

I wanna McDie pls im a shit ow fanfic writer I can only make shitty meme headcanons gg