Voldemort- HARRY POTTER
Harry- Voldemort? How'd you get my number?
Voldemort- Never mind that! I found a way to get a nose.
Harry- Really? Send a pic.
Voldemort- :>)
Harry- That doesn't count.Voldemort has left the conversation.
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Harry Potter Jokes
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Voldemort- HARRY POTTER
Harry- Voldemort? How'd you get my number?
Voldemort- Never mind that! I found a way to get a nose.
Harry- Really? Send a pic.
Voldemort- :>)
Harry- That doesn't count.Voldemort has left the conversation.