E.J: Jeff why is there a dead human in our house
Jeff: Oh hey how did he get there.
E.J: Jefffffff what did you do?!
Jeff: Me?! What? Nah I didn't do this.
E.J: Explain what happened Jeff
Jeff: I don't Know
E.J: Jefff
Jeff: I don't know how he got here
E.J: Why did you kill this person Jeff
Jeff: I do not kill people that, That is my least favorite thing to do
E.J: Jeff Tell me what exactly you were doing before I got home.
Jeff: Alright well I was upstairs.
E.J: okay
Jeff: I was- I was sitting in my room
E.J: Yes
Jeff: Reading a book
E.J: Go on
Jeff: And uh this guy walked in
E.J: Okay
Jeff: So I went up to him. You know
E.J: Yes
Jeff: And well I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
E.J: Jeff that kills people
Jeff: Oh wow I-I did not know that
E.J: Jeff how could you not know that!
Jeff: Yeah I'm in the wrong here. I suck!
E.J: Happened to his hands Jeff.
Jeff: What was that.
E.J: His hands why are they missing
Jeff: I kind of uh cut them up and ate them.
E.J: Jefffff Why would you do that!
Jeff: Well I was hungry and the were nice hands
E.J: Jefff
Jeff: My stomach had the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.
E.J: Jefff whats wrong with you
Jeff: Well I kill people and eat hands thats 2 things.
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Funny Creepypasta moments
HumorSome of these are copied off of videos or things that I've read and some of them come from my brain but they're all funny! Hope you like it my lovely WAFFLEZ
