X types of people who get bullied
We always get advice on how to stop someone from bullying us. We are told bullies are mean people, they come from broken homes, and they are rude because someone was rude to them. But never are we told that there may be some factors in us that attract bullying. These are some people who attract bullies like bees to honey
5. The Dim witted one.
Identifying Characteristics:
He’s the guy who didn’t learn addition till 5th grade. He was unable to understand Tetris. He’s also the easiest target for bullies probably because he’s too dumb to do something about it. He is a social dead end unless he has met another dim-wit like him.
Where he is found:
Usually found sitting in his seat with a dull blank expression on his face, scratching his head and drooling. He spends his free time in the playground playing the brilliant game of ‘Why are you hitting yourself’ with a bully.
Chances of surviving High School without permanent psychological damage:
Slim to none.
4. Nerd trying to be cool.
Identifying Characteristics:
He is a nerd, knows it but doesn’t like it. He didn’t ask for the curly hair or the poor eyesight and he’ll give anything to change it. He is very self conscious. He is always seen changing hairstyles, and trying different clothes. The outfit or the hair no matter how ridiculous will stick if a single person compliments it. He has zero self confidence. He gets that the only way he will ever stop getting bullied is if he starts bullying some other people.
Where he is found:
Usually found at the side of a bully trying to pick on other kids. He spends his free time trying to forget the willy remark the bully made about his mom. He is always trying to please the bullies
Chances of surviving high school without permanent psychological damage:
Low
3. The Ignorer
Identifying Characteristics:
He is a pretty standard guy. Everything about him screams average. He gets bullied because bullies have lots of free time and he can’t stand up for himself. He probably has been to too many anti bullying forums online. He has read that if you ignore the bullies they won’t get a reaction from you and they won’t mess with you anymore.
Where he is found:
Usually found trying on new anti-bullying methods found on shady websites online, and sadly failing. He spends his free time practising not getting red in the face, when the bully humiliates him in front of the whole class and he has no comeback.
Chances of surviving High School without permanent psychological damage:
Medium
2. The fat guy
Identifying Characteristics:
He is fat. His favourite food is seconds. He knows he is fat and is willing to change that. He is just too lazy to do anything about it. He is indifferent to verbal bullying. With a lifetime of people calling him fat he has a shield around his mind. As he can physically defeat a bully, they gang up.
Where he is found:
Usually found trying to catch the bullies who commit slap-and-run. He spends his free time trying to explain to other bullied kids that chocolate is cheaper than therapy.
Chances of surviving High School without permanent psychological damage:
Great (can’t say about broken nose or some bruises)
1. The child prodigy:
Identifying Characteristics:
He is smart. Unfortunate for him bullies don’t care if you have 200+ IQ. He is a loner. He can tell you all the fact ever known about snakes, but still doesn’t get that wearing dorky clothing will get him stuffed in a toilet. The bullies are too dumb to get his smartass. He is hard and cold. He knows he is better than everybody.
Where he is found:
Usually found trying to confuse the bully into thinking he is god. Spends his free time plotting the revenge he is going to hand out when he grows up.
Chances of surviving High School without permanent psychological damage:
None. Because he isn’t going to high school, he’s going to get recognised a prodigy while trying to buy plutonium on craigslist and some college will scoop him up when he’s 13.
