Cool Ranch

I'm a...what?

     It is the day of "The Test" and nobody was prepared (except me of course) People were running, refusing to go. They were terrified, wanting to stay either a girl or a boy. The world was going downstream.
    Yet, one the outside, most people acted like everything was alright. Although I knew, that on the inside they are legit dying, and through all of the wait, it was time. Time for "The Test"
     I solemnly walked up to the room where we took it. The lady monitoring me, Amy, asked me to sit down in the creepy wooden chair in the center of the room. It had an ominous light hanging above that kept blinking. Creek! I sat down, a bit startled by the noise. Amy slid a table up with "The Test" and a pencil on it.
"Well," Amy spoke "Are you gonna take it?" Looks like someone is a Jalepeno Cheese.
She stared at me, I finally picked up the pencil and answered the first question..
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     It was after "The Test" and I could feel the town tense up even more. We didn't know what flavour we would be.
     Then the paper slid in. Everybody seemed alright with their scores, so I was more excited! Until... The paper landed in my hands.
     "N-no..." I thought to myself, "It can't be" I mean could it be? The person behind me tore the paper from my hands. "I'm a-I'm a....Cool Ranch!?"