"Yo bref stenk Boi." Timmy said. I was scared of Timmy because he carried a gun to school. Timmy, Johnny, Marky, and Doopy was the big boys at school. I was just a lil ole smol bean, I wasn't ready to handle them. "Lil boi is you deaf? I said yo bref stenk." Timmy repeated himself in a more tuff tone. I looked at that boi like he was stupid. I stood up, took my pull up off, got all the poopy out of it, and ate it. All dem kids at school stared at me. "Wut y'all staring at??" I was confused as heck, I ain't know what was going on. Then that retarded girl Lil Suzee gon yell out " MICKY ATE HIM POO POO!!!!!" I was gon smack the apple juice out that lil girl hand. Then a few minutes later Mr.Incest came outside and was like "yall need to quiet yall lil children booties down." Right before he was gon go back inside big boy Doopy told on me. Of course Mr.Incest was gon listen to him because that's Doopy brother AND dad. At first nun made sense to me until I found out what incest meant. "Micky? Did you eat your poop?" Mr.Incest was giving me a death stare. Then I remembered who I is. I'm MICKY ROBERTS and ain't no one gon ask me sum I don't like. I looked at that durn teacher, tilted my head a little , and y'all believe wat came out my mouth. I yelled to the top of my lungs "BOI IF U DONT GET OUTTA MY FACE ASKING DEEZ STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE IM NOT DA ONE WHO DOOPY DADDY AND BROTHER!!!!!" When I tell you that teacher turned redder than a timatoe, I mean that teacher turned redder than a timato. He knew it was all true, so he kept him cool. "Micky pls join me in da murder house for a sec." I thought I was finally gon die because we never go in da murder house, but instead Mr.Incest called my momma. My momma ain't never get no where so quickly. I was scerd when I saw her, her belt was alredy half way off. All momma told me was to get my stuff and les go home. All the kids at skool was callin me stenk bref but that didn't stop my momma from bringing me home. Get yo butt in da bafroom and wait till I get in der.
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That night I tasted bleach
HumorThis is the story about how a young boy tasted bleach because he wanted his teeth to be as bright as his future.
