Always Smiling .:JokerXHarley:.

Chapter Eight

  I blew a horn and giggled. We had tied up the mayor, spinning him around in the computer chair. I laughed and looked over at Mistah. J. He was counting the thousands we had stolen. No Batman to stop us, just me and Mistah J. I was so happy, my Puddin' was happy, so I was happy. He walked over to the mayor.

"So, Mr.Mayor, ready to hand over the city to it's new leader, The Joker?" He smirked. The mayor glared.

"I will never hand my city over to a scum bag, murderer like you!" He spat. I got up and punched the mayor, growling.

"Don't talk to Mistah J. like that!!!" I yelled. I had broken his nose, the blood dripped down his nose. I giggled and rubbed my knuckles. It hurt a bit to hit him, Mistah J. took my hand. I looked at him. He smiled and kissed my hand. I blushed and giggled. Mistah J. smiled and turned back to the mayor. The mayor looked terrified at Mistah J. He chuckled.

"Well, Mayor, we can do this te easy way, or the Harley way." He gestured to me. I smiled and raised my hammer. The mayor's eyes widened and nodded. Mistah J. snickered and pulled out a gun, shooting the mayor. He laughed and I smiled nervously. It was all a joke. I know that, but the punch line wasn't too funny. Maybe it was a show for the new guys, showing them who's boss. He told the boys to drag out the mayor's body to the babies and he turned to me. I smiled and hugged him. He hugged back and snickered. I giggled. The plan was in motion, we were going to rule Gotham. All because of Mistah J. I walked out on the street, watching the boys releasing the Joker Venom. The city was full of laughs, like Mistah J.'s dream. I smiled happily and looked up at the mayor's office, seeing my Puddin' watching the show. It had been a while since the jewelry store heist, about a month ago. B-Man had been letting us get off on our heists. I was excited for this.

"What do you think you'e doing?"
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I started blueprinting out the plans for Joker City. It would be fun for all my new laughing citizens. I hung up the plans and went down to Harley. But I stopped, seeing Robin. Harley looked at me. She reached for me, only to me kicked down by Robin. I snarled and pulled out a gun, shooting at him. Robin dodged and hid behind a alley way wall. I walked towards it, still shooting. Harley jumped up and was about to follow, but Batman jumped in front of her. After all my hard work, e shows up now!? Harley punched him and swung her hammer, knocking him to the ground. I left her to Batman wile I went after Robin. I looked around the alley, clutching my gun. There was nothing here. Then I heard Harley scream. I turned to see Robin holding her, while Batman restrained her. I shot Batman's shoulder, and cackled as he fell to the ground. Robin looked over at me. I aimed to him, smirking. Harley stood in front of Robin.

"Puddin', wait! We can take him hostage, just in case B-Man decides to stop us." She kicked down Robin. I nodded and walked over. She tied up the boy wonder and we took him back into my new office. Harley removed his utility belt and threw it to me. I caught it and smirked. Robin glared at us. Harley stuck her tongue out and sat down in the mayor's chair.

"Welcome to the gang, Robin." I patted his head and walked out. The grin hadn't left my face yet. Then I stopped. Did I see Harley's arm bleeding? I walked back in and saw her patching up her arm, blood dripping from it. She looked at me.

"Mistah J.?" I walked over and touched her arm gently, but she flinched anyway. I finished bandaging her arm and sighed. I hated feeling bad whenever she gets hurt. I always feel as if it's my fault. And it is. She's helping me instead of making her own, safe life. She deserved better. "Mistah J." I looked at her. "You okay?"

"Yeah, I'm okay." I nodded and stood up. She watched me closely. I knew she didn't believe me.

"You two are twisted." Robin spat.

"What was your first clue?" Harley snapped back at him. Robin smirked and his restraints broke, he threw a bat-a-rang at Harley, she hit the floor. "OW!!!"

I snarled and chased him down the hall. No one hurts my Harley.

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I got up and whistled, getting the babies to come to me. I ran after Mistah J. and Robin, only to be stopped by Cat Woman. I glared. She was here for the same reason as me; Supporting her man. Except Mistah J. was more important than B-Man. I changed at her withe the babies, swinging my hammer. She dodged and cut me with her claws. I yelped and kicked her back. I ran down the hall and heard gun shots. I reached outside and yelped. Mistah J. was on the ground, bleeding. I pulled out a smoke grenade and threw it. I pulled Joker to an alley with the babies and stayed quiet. I pulled him slowly to the car and put him inside, got the babies in and drove off. I needed to help Mistah J.

I got back to the warehouse and started bandaging up Mistah J. My poor sweetie. My angel was in so much pain. I cleaned him up and pulled the covers over him. I sat with him all night, awake. I was not going to let my Puddin' die.