STICHY SAD SMILE CLOWN

SILLY OLD LOVE

Frank!Yes honey.Goodluck getting a job i mean it!Wait your not pissed that i got fired?No of course not...im just stressed cuz our bill is raising and neither of us have a job.Okay fair enough.Ill be home by 8:00 i love you.I love you too!!I walk out and slam the door too hard i get on my motor bike.I didnt clear up well about what happened i got into a stirr with my boss i was working in office and a computer got stolen.They accused i did it because i came in with broken computer parts so i was fired.Now someone else has a computer and im getting sued in a month its all bullshit.But again i was throwing broken computer parts away from my office.So now im on my way too interview someone who will give me a job.For now ill listen to music the first song that is on my CD is marilyn manson this is halloween.3 minutes later im interviewing this guy and i crack a few funny jokes i show up see his nametag it says bill so i say hey firemarshall bill then hide my lips in the gums of my teeth and i push my sunglasses down and tilt my head he laughs and says what are you a clown?No but if i was id be immitating you farmarshall bill!look we arent fooling around fucker!!!Get serious or get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!CALL ME FIREMARSHALL BILL ONE MORE TIME AND YOU WONT BE SEEING TOMMOROW OR YOUR WHORE WIFE!!!I stood up motherfucker you wanna test me!!!N-no look frank lets get this interview overwith and we wont see eachother.fuckin-a Okay look frank lets look through your history of jobs you were a photographer, a circus security guard,a scareir in a maze,a mall cop and your last jobs was in office.So the other thing is your humorus be a clown.So you wanna test me again huh?maybe you wont see your life after six minutes outside.No frank im serious if your a circus clown you work 10 hours and at the end of the day you get 320 a day aspecially at this circus.your joking?Nope look its right here the lucky jack circus.Umm what are the reviews?About a 4.5...Well it looks like your working on the adult nights!What?yeah your gonna be a funny horror clown.Great!!!I cant wait.I drive home fast i passed a few red lights by accedent but WHO CARES!!I get home and my wife is sitting on the porch watering the plants.I walk up to her and say.I GOT A JOB!!!She gasps.Really what are you?i said a circus horror clown.She froze up umm what?A circus horror clown wanna see the mask and suit i pull it out its a plain white face with two x's over the eyes and four triangles on the eyes two on top and two on the bottom with a red nose and a smile with whitle on black the other side was black on white.She started to cry i put the mask in the box.And hug her she hugs me back i whisper loudly whats wrong?