So at like 1 am this morning I found out I had bed bugs and they literally ate my face for an hour while I was asleep and ignorant to their existence.... And the greatest part was I had to go to my bffs church later and I have never been good at covering up red spots on my face because I don't do acne/pimples... Yeah that was fun and it was special cause after the service they rented a water slide and I was literally looking in the mirror at my reflection and thinking yeah I'm not getting wet... Later in the morning because I told my bff to spam me awake with texts I told her "im not getting wet cause I got bitten by bed bugs all over my face and I'm gonna wear makeup" and she was like "ok, but if some kids throw water at u it's probably cause they thought u was a witch..." And then I was all like lol so she made me promise if I did get splashed that I would exclaim "I'm melting~" and fall to the ground and not move till someone pokes me... No one did except my bff... And I didn't even get to watch the seventeen my until like four hours later... Now I have to sleep in my little brothers bed with him until my mom and I get rid of all them bugs...T^T I would greatly appreciate donations for a new mattress (jk)
Sincerely, worldwarwoozi
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