daddy: will you please turn your music down
daddy: the americans can hear the soft timbre of isaac slade's voice from across the ocean
boo: no
boo: i rather like it this loud
daddy: boo i s2g please i have work in the morning
daddy: you just turned it up oh
daddy: okay i see how it is
daddy: fine i can play this game too
daddy: ???????
daddy: why are you ignoring me
boo: because you hate isaac slade
boo: and because your music taste sucks
boo: who tf even listens to pre-2015 bieber anymore
daddy: i tf do
daddy: besides that, who are you to judge me
daddy: you listen to bands who will never be commonplace ok six people in all of the uk will know their names, only half of them will know the members' names so pls turn your shit off
boo: you know what
boo: fuck you
daddy: ((((:
boo: [image attached] have fun getting off without an arse to come in, twat
boo: [image attached] enjoy your right hand because that's all you'll be getting for weeks, dickhead
boo: harry wouldn't treat me this way 😔
daddy: maybe bc you and harry are practically the same goddamn person
daddy: but he also wouldn't be able to fuck you like i do
boo: ...
boo: ...tru
daddy: thank you for turning the music down
boo: i didn't do it for you
boo: i did it for the dog. he has sensitive ears.
daddy: i love you
boo: sigh
boo: i love you too
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daddy's princess // lilo
Fanfictiondaddy: where are you at princess?? boo: out buying milk so daddy has good tasting coffee daddy: what a good boy you are louis is a little princess and liam is his favorite daddy lowercase intended, written via text message
