boo: what would you say if i told you i was eating McDonald's
daddy: louis
daddy: baby
daddy: please don't
boo: why not
daddy: because it's not even real food!!!
boo: what does that even mean
boo: of course it's real food otherwise I'd be eating plastic
daddy: it might as well be plastic!!! we must protect the baby from McDonald's reign of torture!!!!!!
boo: dude
boo: what the fuck
daddy: McDonald's is an atrocity that has gotten far out of hand and we have to stop it here. Otherwise out child will come out with three heads or something!!!!
boo: what
boo: the
boo: fuck
daddy: im serious. Throw it out
boo: it's already in my tummy sorry
daddy no you're not 😝
boo: true
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daddy's princess // lilo
Fanfictiondaddy: where are you at princess?? boo: out buying milk so daddy has good tasting coffee daddy: what a good boy you are louis is a little princess and liam is his favorite daddy lowercase intended, written via text message
