Nico, prince of maccas

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Then Nico skipped into McDonald's and ordered a million happy meals and declared his love for them.

Okay, firstly, what the hell did I just write?
And secondly, it never says that Nico loves maccas or happy meals. The title of the chapter in the book says: Nico buys happy meals for the dead
For the dead. Not for himself. For the dead. He was summoning the dead.

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