I was hanging out with Sans as he trained with a short yellow dinosaur with scars on her face and wearing armor. At first I thought she was Undyne but then she got angry and yelled at me that her name is Alphys. Before Sans could get hurt Papyrus came into the training room. "Sans did you forget what today is?" "How could the Great Sans forget? Today is Tuesday!" Papyrus face palmed and picked Sans up. "No today is the AU party. C'mon Alphys go get Undyne then we can go."
"Um, can I come along?" Papyrus looked at me before taking a long drag on his cigarette. "Sure Kid, you maybe able to see your friends from your world. If they come." He muttered the last part under his breath but I could still hear it.
~Time skip~
When we came to where the party was, a lot of monsters were there. Papyrus takes my hand and leads me inside along with Sans. "Hey Pap do you think UF!Sans will be here?" "I hope not Sans. He's a bad influence on you." I chuckle at Papyrus's overprotectiveness and began to look around.
There were a ton of skeletons that looked like Sans and Papyrus but only slight changes that made them different. Then I saw him. It was my Sans with his girlfriend or by the ring on their fingers either fiance or wife. They were slow dance in the middle of a bunch of monsters dancing different styles. 'they must be the monsters from dancetale au' I thought to myself before turning away from the hideous sight.
When I spotted Papyrus he was talking to 2 other Papyrus. I ran up to him (accidently pushing past monsters) and saw he was talking to my Papyrus and another one who acted like Sans. My Papyrus spotted me and tackled me into a hug. "Oh Rileigh I missed you I thought something happened to yo-" he cut himself off and looked away obviously embarrassed
(Cough cough)"How have you been?" "I've been great, and I missed you too." His face turned cherry red and he glared at me. I smirked at him and turned to the other Papyrus "what au are you from?" "I the Great Papyrus is from Undertale!" Yep I was right he does act like Sans. "Um, Pap what au are you from?" "I'm from Underswap. And you're from Underfell." I nodded at him and decided to walk around more.
Before long I came across a sort of bar with Muffet and 2 Grillbys working. "Hey Muffet." Said girl smiled and waved before giving a drunk Sans ketchup. I sat next to him and asked Muffet for a milkshake. "Hello." I waved my hand in front of his eyes to see if he was awake and he grabbed my hand and licked it (underlust I'm sorry XD) I pulled my hand back and slapped him across the face or skull, I don't know skeletons are confusing. I stood up, grabbed my drink, and ran like hell was on my heels.
Which was an awful idea because...I tripped and spilled my milkshake all over Sans fiance/wife. "SANS!!" She screeched and lo and behold Sans ran up to her and glared at me. "Rileigh I know we broke up but c'mon get over it." Now it was my turn to glare. "I tripped I didn't do it on purpose." The girl scoffed and rolled her eyes before punching me in the nose and I felt blood running down into my mouth.
"Oops I tripped." Then she 'tripped' forward and yanked my hair, the extra weight causing me to fall my butt. "Oops sorry I must be clumsy." Then she started beating me up no longer saying her silly excuses after each punch, kick, or yank. "Chara stop." Sans said weakly like he didn't mean it.
I could tell that he was enjoying every second of it. Then I felt Chara's weight being taken off my broken figure and two very familiar voices. "Sans.Control.You're.Wife." UF!Pap said through clenched teeth. "You're lucky we are at a party or else you'd be dead where you stand." I could see fear flash through Sans's eyes and hatred through Chara's. Then US!Pap put me on his shoulders and had US!Sans under his arm and we walked back home.
