Something at Night keeps Moaning. Can I go hug it?

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As you stay in your house frolicking, you'll hear moaning and the sound of bones clanking. The moaning is coming from a monster ,or mob for short, called zombies.

They are slow, dumb and weak. But don't charge out swinging your fist and shouting, "FOR NAARRRNNIIIAAA!!!!!!!!"

If you did, congratulations. You just committed suicide.

Anyway, stay in your house and look out the window. The zombies can't reach you, so you're safe for now. Your only problems are now skeletons and creepers.

Skeletons are undead archers, so they have a bow (sometimes enchanted, but thats for another chapter.) and infinite arrows. Look you out the window once more, and a hideous white skull will appear right in your face. An arrows digs in on your forehead. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" you scream. you drop in a 2 block hole (so you can't get out without destroying a block) and start weeping.

Now as you accept you are a big boy, you climb out of the hole and look out once again. A green creature is walking towards you. That's called a creeper, and you never want to get close to it without knowing how to fight it.

Creepers start hissing when you are close then explode. That's why if you can't kill it it one or two hits, you have to back up after you hit it.

Whew! That's enough knowledge for one day.

WHAT IS THE FORMULA TO FINDING A CYLINDER?

WHAT IS THE MOST FAMOUS CHESS OPENING FOR BLACK USED BY GRANDMASTERS AND DOESN'T USUALLY DRAW?

WHAT ARE ALL THE WAVES IN THE ELCTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM?

LOL. thats just a bunch of random questions. but it would be cook if u doods figrued it out WITHOUT SEARCHING IT UP. PEACE OUT :)

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 12, 2014 ⏰

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