This story is based on DiggyDog101's survival guide. So check her out(not yet though finish reading this chapter first). I hope this will crack you up, kind of like my comedy book. I will continue on the book BTW. There will be a sequel to this if you guys like it. This is the TABLE OF CONTENTS.
1. What is a Pickaxe?
2. Somthing at Night Keeps Moaning. Can I Go Hug it?
3. Hmm... It has sharp edges, Aha! It's a frying pan!
4. Swing that hoe and make your mom proud!
5. Puh..Pih..Poo..Pit..Pig..Pic.. GAH I CAN'T PRONOUCE IT
6.Is that a poop ore?
7. #OhMyGod
8. This armor makes me itchy..
9. For the Harvest! (not really)
10. Daddy, tell it to stop teleporting!
11. Why villagers are good
12. Is that blue?
13. blak blok
14. The big spoon to the rescue!
15. Burn it up! Wait... I can't.
16. Cage, Cage, Go away, Come back when you aren't so gay
17. FAT HORSEY
18. Cow murderer
19. Nice Table...
20. Let's go in!
21. Author's Note: Must Read This chapter!
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Survival Guide for Not-Exactly-Pros
HumorThis is an epic minecraft survival guide for Not-Exactly-Pros like me. Hope you'll read it and enjoy it! Note: Rated LOL for humor.P.S. This book is based on DiggyDog101's minecraft survival guide for noobs, so go check her out!
