DEAD MOUSE

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I was sat next to a girl in science, today we needed to use a ruler which she was getting out of her bag. Then I here her say and this is no exaggeration.

"Sir, there's a dead mouse in my bag."

In the end, it got thrown in a bin but we all asked her how it got there. Her explanation was that she has three cats. We then went on to talk about how one boys dog threw up a live frog. I have no idea how that happened.

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