Oncer's Guide To Texting

About Will Scarlet

In this one Will Scarlet encounters a strange creature or just an talking rabbit this isn't just a normal bunny the rabbit tells weird jokes Will is drunk incase you didn't understand ThankYou for reading these don't forget to follow me and comment *Warning some sexual content*

Willy Has Join The Party:

TalkingRabbit Has Join The Party:

TalkingRabbit: Ello mate me names Robert pleasure to meet you🐰

Willy: Bloody Hell

TalkingRabbit: You could say that again

Willy: I must of had to much Rum..

TalkingRabbit: Maybe maybe not🙂

TalkingRabbit: Do you like Belle??

Willy: what?

TalkingRabbit: you heard me😒

Willy: of course

TalkingRabbit: good I got a joke for ya😏

Willy: Bloody Hell

TalkingRabbit: What goes in hard but comes out mushy?

Willy: what kind of question is that??!

TalkingRabbit: Just answer It

Willy: I don't know..

TalkingRabbit: of course ya know you just don't want to say it..

TalkingRabbit: the answer is Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself..

Willy: What?

TalkingRabbit: do you know what a Bungee Jump is..?

Willy: No

TalkingRabbit: Good👍

Willy: my head hurts bloody hell

TalkingRabbit: oh I bet it does😏

TalkingRabbit: what do a Bungee Jump and a hooker have in common??

Willy: What...?

TalkingRabbit: Answer me!😑

Willy: I don't know what those are..

TalkingRabbit: There Both cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your dead.. Haha😂

Willy:😒

TalkingRabbit: got another one hehe😏

Willy: seriously another one...

TalkingRabbit: Yes until the rum wears off..

Willy: Aw bloody hell😒

TalkingRabbit: Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? This time try and answer this one😒

Willy: what the hell type of question is that..

TalkingRabbit: answer the question and you can't say I don't know...