Swag Book of Swag Song Lyrics

Pretty fly for a white guy- the Offspring

(Warning: tiny bits of swearing)

Glunter Glieben Glauchin Globin
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh!
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh!
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know it's kinda hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial!

So don't debate, a player strait
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes, so
(Hey, hey) do that brand new thing!

Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh!
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh!
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)!

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto
He sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
Their gonna kick his lily a**!

So don't debate, a player strait
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
But for you no way, for you no way!

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world loves wannabes, so
(Hey, hey) do that brand new thing

Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's gettin ink done
He asked for a "13" but they drew a "31"
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh!
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh!
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

So don't debate, a player strait
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
World loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
(Hey, hey) do that brand new thing!
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My mom wanted me to do this! I like this song anyway, so yay!

Sorry if this offended anyone in anyway. I know the statement "pretty fly for a white guy" might be offensive to some people, so I apologize if it did offend anyone.