Hey Dumb-Dumb!
How're you? It's been a year now since you and Ritcher left. Things are different now, I guess. Mom's finally moved on. She's seeing someone now. He's a good guy. Looks a lot like you actually. It kinda gets strange over dinner, but at least she's not calling me every freakin' hour anymore. And yeah, I have a cat now. Her name's Lilith. I know she's not a normal cat, but she's really fun to have around. Why? 'Coz she can talk, that's why, I mean really talk. We go ghost huntin' sometimes around the old building. Pretty neat to have someone like her around. Oh! Speaking of ghosts, this spirit called Aka Manto moved to our school. He lurks in the old toilet rooms. Scares the shit out of the brothers and the staff. Really funny guy.
And my new tutor's cool too. The name's Father Henry. He visits every week. My mom worships the guy. She probably thinks I'm possessed or something. If only she knew how a drunkard that guy is. But yeah, he's okay, if he's not falling asleep on the bed, that is. The snoring oaf. He teaches me a lot of stuff. Demon lore and all that shit. Sometimes he takes me to one of his exorcisms. Pretty rad.
Hmm . . . As for my powers, well, they're gone. Can't hear any voices anymore, or make anything move with my head. But heck, I think it's for the best. Fuck the migraines and all. But there is this one guy who can move things. His name's Romulus. Met him at the park. Yeah, it's an ugly name. Turns out Lilith also knew him. Brought me to this club for sissies. The Last Days or something like that. Good music though. As for the owner, he's a fat hairy guy. They call him Old Sam. He's kind of weird, but he gives me chocolates every time I visit.
Hey, now that I mention it, you still owe me, right? Ha!
So, yeah, that's it. Actually, this is homework for English Writ. Teacher told me to write a letter for someone. I told her nobody writes fucking letters anymore, but heck, school will be school.
Whatever. She's going to read this anyway.
PS: Almost forgot, I dyed my hair green now.
Until next time,
Dani
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