Picture is Douchebag
Art creds; stickoftruthart on Tumblr
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Today is thy day the land of Zaron has been awaiting, the chosen one has arrived, you dressed up as a guy with a binder and a short wig since you're a cosplayer and new how to act, you easily tricked everyone into letting you play, the Grand Wizard banished thy from the Kingdom of Kupa Keep from which he introduced the name for Power Attacks, aka PP, when he asked for a better name after everyone laughed you recommended Agility Points and Cartman- I mean the Grand Wizard banished you for 'questioning the King' now you just hang out at the Tavern, carrying out quests that come your way, taking a sip from the brew you ordered (it's your favourite fizzy) you looked at an familiar face that's approached you "you know, if you apologise to the Grand Wizard, he'll let you back in" you stared at Craig before rolling your eyes "I'm not apologising" "we have the new kid on our side" "the chosen one? And why have you come here?" "He wants you to train him before the elves come to take you for their side" "Hm.. Maybe... I'll test his abilities for myself and see if he's worthy" you replied, finishing your drink and leaving 57 cents on the table before leaving and walked towards a bush "bring him here, I'm going to do a surprise attack" you watched as Craig walked off, you didn't wait long for Craig to walk past with 'the chosen one' leaping out from the bus your sword clashed with his "fast and good reaction speed" you mumbled as you stepped back, swinging your sword around, waiting for him to attack "Douchebag, why aren't you attacking?" Craig asked from the side lines then rubbed his temples "I forgot he doesn't speak" he sighed, he pulled out a piece of paper and a pen then wrote "I don't hit girls" Craig read it out loud "uh oh, well you're going to have to fight (roleplaying name) the thief" the fight didn't last long and you left him with 1 HP because you felt like it.. Exchanging a few words with Craig you agreed to train him and Craig walked off after explaining it to Douchebag "follow me" you mumbled, folding your arms as you walked towards yours, you walked to the gate which everyone uses as a training ground, elves use it every few days and humans after but of course with a 5 dollar fee, unlocking the gate you pushed it open and ushered for him to enter "heal up and we'll duel, every day morning to the evening unless fatass summons thy" you bowed as you both got into a fighting stance...
Few Days Later
You were waiting for Douchebag to turn up for training, you had dummies set up and archery in a corner, looking at the gate it was none other then the King of Elves and his right hand man, getting on your knee you bowed "m'lord" "a human bowing to an elf? What would the Grand Wizard think?" Kyle mumbled, folding his arms "(y/n)- (rp/n), the elven kingdom would like for you to no longer train Douchebag" standing up you crossed your arms and tilted your head to the side "I don't take orders from anyone but myself.. But it's your lucky day, today is his last day of training" "you better watch your back, Cartman will turn on you after this" Kyle smiled and left with Stan as Douchebag walked over "don't ask.. Today is your last day of training and as of after the training the grand wizard will re-banish me from Kupa Keep and we will most likely be enemies.." Douchebags shoulders moved up and down, like I'm a laughing/chuckling motion "w-what's so funny?" You asked and he passed you a piece of paper, opening it, you read over it
"Dear (rp/n),
No matter thy side you are on and by what the Grand Wizard may order, I shall never cause thy harm as you are a fair maiden that I have grown to cherish.. If we would be able to break roleplay for a day and get to know each other, I wouldn't mind being a duo.
- Douchebag ;)"
You blushes lightly at the letter and looked up at him "did you go to Kenny for advice?" You asked and Douchebag nodded, you told him you would love to hang out outside of the roleplay group before you both continued training..
After the stick of truth was retrieved then thrown into Starks Pond you two became a long lasting couple, his parents loved you but not as much as he loved you, you both hoped this love will last till the end of high school because no one has managed to get in between you but if they tried it failed
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