Periodic Table Joke

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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, " Well, at least I have a girlfriend! " to which I responded, " Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons. " In response,the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol " Ho. " My teacher was the first to laugh.

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