Dan and Phil were sitting on the floor of their flat performing a satanic ritual.
'we should really clean this place,' said phil, ruffleing his leaves. (phil's a plant in this btw.)
Dan sighed and looked around at their messy flat. the monthly hamsters were at various stages of decaying and abandoned in the corner. Along with the kittens, pieces of skin, and cherries that were scattered around the flat.
'you're right phil the amazing,' he shouted with joy as he high fived his bestfriend who, being a plant and all, just sat there looking into the distance.
they got to work cleaning the place. it took awhile to get the milk stains out but the rest of the cleanup went pretty well.
' cleanup cleanup everybody clean up.' Phil shouted, voice wavering because plants y'all.
Dan glared at phil in a murderous way he looked to the non-metaphorically closet that was to his left and decided to jump in it.
In the closet, dan looked around and saw a steamroller not today, satan, not today. He thought remembering the last time he tried to eat with chopsticks.
He grabbed the vacuum cleaner that was to the right of a flame thrower and came out of the closet.
'where have you been?' Asked phillip
Dan started crying' 'im sorry i have to.' Dan then proceed to turn on the vaccum and phil started gravitating towards the it.
' but dan,' he said, ' i thought we were-' phil was quickly cut off by being sucked into the cleaner and vanished into oblivion.
'Wowza,' dan exclaimed sitting down on a possessed chair and started a misserable life without his leafy companion.
(author note i recommend listening to dora the explorer party favourites if you're looking for good music)
also i realize this is horrible and im a worthless human being
