My Animeman {Theanimeman X Reader} discontinued

Happy birthday (9)

The song above is company by Krs and Oshi

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"ITS CANNON ITS CANNON ITS CANNON ITS CANNON ITS CAAAAAANNNONNNNNN!!!!"(b/f/n) screamed while running around the room as Kat giggled "I knew this would happen" and shine smirked at me and Joey and then laughing

"Shud it you idiots"I said trying to conceal my blush which probably made me look like a fire engine.

Yep is what I get for my birthday...yay (╥_╥)
*End my suffering*

>Time skip two days earlier>>

"Fuck,marry,kill joey,shine or noble" (b/f/n) asked
"Kill noble,fuck shine,marry joey" I answered
"(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I thought you'd say fuck joey" (b/f/n) said smirking
"But..if I marry him I get to fuck him"i said in a duh tone.
"I fucking knew it..you want the fucc (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" (b/f/n) responded smirking like she just saw the best thing ever.
"That's it I'm your name is pedo bear now"I said as I giggled at (b/f/n)
(Actual convo I had with someone)

"You need Jesus" (b/f/n) said as she mighty punched my shoulder. "Excuse you in 6 hours I'm gonna be a 21 year old needing Jesus and some purified and bleached holy milk"I said then fliped my hair
"Your gonna be 21?" Joey asked "Yeah and you were ease dropping"I said smirking
"Th-that's not important"joey stuttered
"Oh I think it's really important" I said still smirking

"Welp..I'm getting you wasted your first time" joey said grinning like a kid "Good luck with that". I said as I shrugged my shoulders.

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5 Beers later at joeys place the next day
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3ED PERSON*

"Shut...your fuck up..joey" you slurred your words

"Wait..wait..what if our legs didn't know they were legs" you asked joey with your eyes wide

(420 word mark blaze it up)

"That'd be fucking trippy" he replied then laughed (Not the dieing seal laugh the really adorable one)

"And cool as shiiit" you sung

"But what if we were secretly dolphins?" Joey asked

"You would a unidolphin" He then looked you up and down

"Inncorect a fucking turtle" you said sassy

"I don't know about youuuu but I'm feelin twiiineeeh onnne" you sung terribly again

"Your really cute" Joey said looking you in the eye then kissed you and then attempted to lay his head on your shoulder but failed and fell into your lap and passed out.

After you weren't frozen you played with his hair then kissed his forehead and eventually passed out.

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I'm super sorry I took so long but I had to fuel my addiction to reading BWWM books because the comments on those books give me life

Also if this book is good shit (mmmhmm good shit) please vote

Be seriously though thanks you awesome otakus for the reads and votes

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