His favorite bottle of multi-purpose cleaner was missing. He also noticed foot prints on his so-white-its-blinding floor. He decide that whoever it was that took his cleaner would be at the end of these tracks which wouldn't be hard considering how clean everything was. He followed the tracks outside and down his street to the local supermarket and straight into the paper towel and toilet paper aisle. In the middle of the aisle he saw the Brawny lumberjack guy, he was holding the bottle of cleaner! Mr. Clean said "Hey, what are you doing with my bottle of Mr. Clean multi-purpose cleaning spray, original with gain scent™?" To which the Brawny lumberjack guy responded "This is mine now, I'm gonna clean stuff mate.". "You just wipe up spills, I'm the one who cleans stuff!" Said Mr. Clean. "Not anymore buckaroo." Said the Brawny lumberjack guy. He then dropped the bottle of Mr. Clean multi-purpose cleaning spray, original with gain scent™ down a paper towel tube and made a gesture towards Mr. Clean, challenging him to "come and get it". Mr clean ran at the Brawny lumberjack guy and started swinging a mop around like a staff and exclaimed "A POWERFUL CLEAN WITH WATER ALONE!" As he started beating the shit out of the Brawny lumberjack guy. The Brawny lumberjack guy finally grabbed the mop in mid-swing. "TWO SOFT & STRONG VERSATILE LAYERS!" He said as he snapped the mop in half with his bare hands. Mr. Clean jumped back as the Brawny lumberjack guy pulled two axes out of God knows where and started swinging them around like a ceiling fan. Mr. Clean pulled out some bath scrubber magic eraser that are 30% bigger than the original magic eraser. He threw them at the berserk Brawny lumberjack guy and hoped for the best.
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Mr.Clean Vs The World
FanfictionA story for all ages that will keep you on the edge of whatever the Frick you're sitting on.
