Melissa's Adventures in Scunderland

Falling Down The Glitter Hole

Chapter 1

Melissa was awake, it was 8:45 am and it was a Friday, now most people of Melissa's age would be  would be happy enough that it was a Friday but, this was no ordinary Friday, for today was Melissa's birthday and she had been waiting for this day for such a long time, she ran to her computer and flipped it open and went straight to Facebook, she went straight to her messages and checked her latest one and it was from one of her favourite people in the whole world, Thomas Pryme she had only known him for maybe over a month but he made such a lasting impression on her she new the would be friends forever.

Suddenly as she was about to reply to the message a dark chill ran all over her body, the room grew darker and it seemed like the sun had gone away and it was night time, Melissa was scared, then it happened, the floor started to crack and bend and writhe until the floorboards cracked and fell apart revealing a glittering purple swirling vortex, suddenly all her furniture started falling through, she screamed as her bed was tumbling down the hole, she clung to the rails and shut her eyes not knowing where this would lead her.

BANG

She opened her eyes and was nearly blinded by what she saw, surrounding her bed was a golden field of what she assumed to be wheat or barley, she wasn't sure "I ain't no farmer, i don't know what this shit is" she uttered "now where the fuck am i?" she began to grow cross at this sudden new surrounding, then a dark blue glitter started to fall ever so gently from the sky, and then a bright white light emerged from the sky a fluttered gently down to where Melissa stood.

The bright white light faded and there she stood, the most beautiful woman Melissa had ever seen, she was tall and had a beautiful figure outlined in the beautiful white gown she was wearing, it seemed to made from silk and had diamonds woven into it so it sparkled ever so brightly, she had long golden hair that ran down to her waist, a silver delicate tiara encrusted with jewels and gems sat upon her head , she had emerald green eyes that sparkled and glittered as if to be made from genuine emeralds, protruding from her upper back were a pair of light pink wings that fluttered every now and then, Melissa just couldn't believe what she was seeing, she was still sat upon her bed and didn't want to leave, the woman began to speak, "my name is Bomshaquidlafondriatiannia, but I am usually called Tiana, I am not here to hurt you so do not be afraid, I am the queen of this land and all who reside here" Melissa couldn't believe what she was hearing  "The fuck am I?"

Queen Tiana replied with a gentle laugh which sounded like the ringing of bells "you are in the land of Scunderland, it is a wonderful land full of prosper and elegance" 

Tiana moved closer to Melissa and outreached her hand and Melissa's hand moved to take her hand as if it had a mind of it own, they both stood there and then a great flash of white light happened and then they were outside two massive golden doors, "welcome to Scunderland Melissa" "OMFG how did you know my name?" "I know everything about you, I know you are Colombian yet everyone calls you Mexican and you have a piercing on your left nipple, and it is your birthday today"

"OH FUCK" Melissa shouted, "are ye stalking me?" "hahahaha no, i just know these things"

Queen Tiana waved her hand ever so gently and the two doors started to open and Melissa could see inside and what she saw was the most beautiful town she had ever seen, golden houses, crystal window and a massive arcade called FUN LAND and a coco's, "HOLY FUCKING JAYSUS YOU GUYS HAVE A COCOC'S?!"