Mowing The Lawn

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Me:*mowing lawn*
*one uncuttable grass*
Me:*tries to mow uncuttable grass*
FAILED
Me:*takes scissors and tries to cuts uncuttable grass*
STILL FAILED
Me:*rage sounds intestifies*
Me:*uses middle to blow up the uncuttable grass*
STILL wait what?
KABOOOM
STILL FAILED
*mom comes out*
Mom:son, that grass is a deco
Me:WHAT?!

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