Blue Exorcist Death Sentences

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Akita: Rin, what's with the title?

Rin: because that's what this whole question is. Death sentences for me and Yukio.

Akita: and Mephisto?

Rin: nah. Look at him.

Mephisto: *eyes are glued to screen and is eating popcorn* they're adorable and fabulous and cute and-

Akita: tune him out, tune him out! Ok, uh...

Amaimon and Neko: *recording and eating king-sized candies*

Akita: I would not be surprised if she's screenshotting this.

Neko: >:3

Akita: so... uh... I'm glad I'm not involved. Rin went to go cut out paper sunglasses, and Yukio already drew the face on the banana so... there.

Yukio: can I have a plastic bag?

Akita: *looks at Neko*

Neko: NO. JUST THE BANANA.

Yukio: she's past crazy.

Akita: *nods*

Yukio: *walks into drug store*

Neko and Amaimon: *follow on his heels*

Akita: annnnnnnd there they go. I'm not going in there, so leave it up to your imagination for what happens.

Rin: *walks out with paper glasses on* alright, let's do this sh*t.

Akita: why'd you censor it?

Rin: for the sake of cliché. Alright, come on.

Akita: I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU!

Rin: yes you are.

Akita: FUCK OFF!

Rin: *drags away*

Neko and Amaimon: *walk out of drug store*

Neko: he's a lost cause. *looks around* they left, didn't they?

Amaimon: *nods*

Neko: *runs off with camera*

Rin: *in the distance* I SEE YOUR-

Kaneki: annnnnnd we'll end it here.

Karma: good call.

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