Ninjago High school!

Chapter 6: Puns

Cole's POV

I woke up in our dorm to a rustle in the bushes. What the... meh. Probably just a wild animal. I sat up and looked around. Zane was sitting up, Listening to music. Kai was eating, Jay was playing video games, and Lloyd was catching up on homework. Hm. Lloyd seemed to be the only productive one. I checked the time to see that it was 6:30 in the morning. Suddenly, Zane smiled and clicked on another video. "Whatcha doin'?" I ask in a 7 year old's voice "That voice is really PUNbearable Cole. You should stop." He giggles to himself. Kai groans and says "He's been doing that all morning. he won't shut up." Jay snickers. "Is he making you.... PUNcomfortable?" They both laugh, making Kai groan again. Welp. just another day.

~~~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY CRINGE PUNS~~~

When we got into the school, Kai tripped and dropped his books. A few kids offered to help him. "I would offer to help you, but it looks like you're BOOKED." You can guess who said this. Yup. About five people groan, while others laugh and offer high fives. A random kid played a *Badum-tsss* sound effect on his phone. Kai didn't look too happy. when we helped him up, the bell rang. "Aw shit, we're late." Kai said, dashing towards class.

Surprisingly, we got through a good portion of Ancient Civ without any bad jokes. But that didn't last. Suddenly, Zane raised his hand. "Yes?" The teacher said, pointing at him. "Do you know what state has the smallest cans?" The teacher looked confused. Before the teacher could say anything, Zane quickly said... "MINISODA." At this, half of the class died laughing and the other half groaned. The teacher was more confused than ever, but then he got it. Kai, looking VERY angry, said "I'm gonna kill him one of these days...." Lloyd tried to hold in laughter but failed, as did Jay.

For the rest of the day, he wouldn't stop making cringe worthy puns. For example, during Math, he said "Man. Math needs to grow up and SOLVE IT'S OWN PROBLEMS." On our way to English, he said "Hey Kai." Kai grudgingly answered. "What do you call a dinosaur that is good at Grammar?" Kai sighs. "What?"
"A normal dinosaur. Dinosaurs can't even fucking talk." At this, Kai laughed a little. "Okay, that was clever. You got me." Zane smiled. "Finally, I got a laugh out of you. That's all I wanted. Oh! I got another one." (MAY BE OFFENSIVE AND A GAMEGRUMPS REF) "What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?" Kai shrugged, as he had never heard this before. "A LICKALOTOPUS." Jay started to die of laughter. Kai snickered a little. Lloyd groaned, but he was oblivious to the fact that these puns were TERRIBLE.

Next, the same girl from the other day came up to him as we were making our way back to our dorm. "Knock knock." She said. "Who there?" Zane replied, knowing she was talking to him. "Orange." "Orange who?" She giggled. "ORANGE you APEELING." She then flashed a flirtatious smile and walked away. Zane was blushing. He tried to cover his blush, but to no avail. Jay covered his mouth. "OHHHHHH, SOMEONE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND." He turned toward him, still blushing. "S-she was just making a joke!!! Don't assume that I like someone just because they're pretty, sassy, her laugh is a bit cute, and she looked amazing in that skirt." Jay laughed. "Yep. You DEFINITLY like her."
"NO! I DON'T!"
"Yes, you do!" This went on for a while, until we got into or dorm. Zane jumped onto his bed with his phone, plugged in his headphones and literally ignored EVERYTHING. Lloyd immediately started on homework. Jay got some food and started to eat it. Kai... Well, Kai was being Kai. And I just sat on my phone, looking around on social media. A LOT of people had made vines of the puns that Zane had made. A LOT!!!