Aries: I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!
Taurus: So that's why that's been happening! I thought it was puberty.
Gemini: I wouldn't want that phone back if I was dying on the kitchen floor.
Cancer: HUG ME, BROTHA
Leo: Pip pip da doodly doo!
Virgo: You calllin' me a liar?
Libra: Drake Parker, I love you like the son I never had.
Scorpio: Oh, they're going to carve me up like a Christmas ham!
Sagittarius: Well I ain't callin' you a truther!
Capricorn: What kind of help are you going to bring back, a dive team to locate my corpse?
Aquarius: Santa's not looking for a relationship right now
Pisces: Come on, Dora, you're the one with the map, don't ask me!
STAI LEGGENDO
The Signs As
HumorAries ~ The Ram ~ ♈️ ~March 21-April 19 Taurus ~ The Bull ~ ♉️ ~April 20-May 20 Gemini ~ The Twins ~ ♊️ ~May 21-June 21 Cancer ~ The Crab ~ ♋️ ~June 22-July 22 Leo ~ The Lion ~ ♌️ ~July 23-August 22 Virgo ~ The Virgin ~ ♍️ ~August 23-September 22 L...
