A/N - I want to make a terrible story! Bad grammar! Puns! Werewolves ! Vampires! Boy bands! Thugs! Hash tags! Stereotypes! And much more terrible things to come!
It was a Friday morning, so of course, I had a party with beiber and 1D. After the 57 hour party, I got dressed. I put on my leather dress from when I was four. I look at my self in the mirror. The bottom started at my belly button and was cutting off my circulation. PERFECT! I went down stairs to see my father, " hey child!" Said my dad. I rolled my eyes and started to cry. Why couldn't of called me by my nickname?! God, I hated him! He was always rude and he beat me. My dad set his hand down on my shoulder. He was beating me again!! I took 50 jars of Nutella and went to school.
At school I was obliviously not popular, my dark brown hair had blonde highlights and I had very bright blue eyes. I wore everything Vera Bradley, and drove a new Ferrari everyday. Why did my dad treat me so bad?! I walked to health class, 3 hours late. " child, where were you?" Said mrs. Health. " oh I was having a party with one direction and Justin beiber!" , " OMG I LOVE 1D !! ZIALL! LARRY! ZARRY! NARRY! LIALL! HIALL! LAYN!! NAYN!! HAYN!! OMG ONE D! " mrs. Health fell on the ground and started to Harlem shake. So everyone else dropped to the floor and started to Harlem shake. After that class was over. I walked home from school when suddenly, a guy
came up to me. " IM A WEREWOLF!! AND A VAMPIRE , WHO'S ALSO A MYSTERIOUS THUG ! AND YOUR MY THUG LOVE!! BUT I HATE YOU! IM OBLIVIOUSLY BEING HARD TO GET! LETS GO OUT SOME TIME! SIKE! SEE? IM A THUG! " said the mysterious vampire/ werewolf/ thug. We kissed and he left. oh wow! I love him and I trust him with any thing!! I skipped home to my cruel , abusive home.
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