Batman And Robin Mini Convos

Coffee

Robin:  Hey, is that dark roast?

Batman: Why, why are you asking me this?

Robin: Well, how am I supposed to...

Batman: You really don't know what kind of coffee I drink after you've been my sidekick for four years?

Robin: Well I didn't know you liked dark roast.

Batman: Seriously, did you even read my all about me on your first day?

Robin: Well, I...

Batman: You are such a disappointment.