Robin: Bat? What are you reading?
Batman: Dork Diaries. It's about this girl who has to deal with drama and crushes.
Robin: Let me read!
Batman: NO!
Robin: *Snaches the Dork Diaries book* YOU NEED A BREAK! THIS BOOK IS FOR GIRLS
Batman: GIVE IT BACK! IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS IT'S FOR GUYS!
Robin: Bye bye Nikki Maxwell!
Batman: Wait... Are you a fan too?
Robin: Noooooooooooooooo...
Batman: YOU ARE!
Robin: NO! *Tries tackling Batman, but fails*
Batman: You're so weak! *Tackles Robin.*
