dat boi and friends

poor pepe

it was very late in the night and dat boi was just chillin on his computer. he was checking up on tumblr, twitter, instagram and just meme news in general but most of it was just about him so it wasn't that interesting. he looked at the clock in the corner of his computer. "OH SHIT WADDUP!" he said. it was almost 5 am, this was a bit too late even for a great meme like himself. 'i better go to sleep now' he thought to himself. JUST THEN SOMEONE KNOCKED AT THE DOOR! "OH SHIT WADDUP! who da fuck would be here at this time?!" dat boi said getting up from his desk, he rolled over to the door and opened it to see spongegar pepe and doge. spongegar went into his normal stance when dat boi opened the door, pepe did nothing. "wow" doge said. "OH SHIT WADDUP why did you bring that?..wait why are you guy even here?" dat boi looked at doge. "wow such mean" doge said. "it is true, you are a relic..." spongegar said "pepe such relic doe" doge replied. "yeah but pepe is like jesus...he just keeps coming back..." dat boi said. "...fuck you..." doge said. "WELL OH SHIT WADDUP FUCK YOU TOO!" dat boi said rolling closer to doge. pepe didn't really say much, he was still salty that he wasn't the top meme no more. "so why da fuck are you guys here?" dat boi asked again. "...we got hella bored" spongegar said. "so you come to my house at 5 am? why not go talk to nyan cats? poor meme hasn't seen the light of day for fucking ever" dat boi said. "cus nyan cat's song is so FUCKING annoying!" spongegar yelled. "WOW! WHAT THE MANY FUCK MAN? NYAN CAT SUCH BETTER THAN YOU MEMES!" doge yelled. "OH SHIT WADDUP! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" dat boi yelled. the 3 memes stopped and looked at dat boi, dat boi sighted "what about mr krabs?" dat boi asked. "he's losing his shit at a twenty one pilots concert right now" spongegar replied. "OH SHIT WADDUP of cores" dat boi said. "UGGGGGHHHHH FUCK THIS SHIT!" pepe said as he pushed dat boi aside and went inside. "OH SHIT WADDUP PEPE?" dat boi yelled, all the memes stepped inside to see what pepe was doing. pepe sat at dat boi's desk and got on his computer it was all ready on the site pepe wanted it on...tumblr... "DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT?!" pepe said as he showed the memes the page, it was on #meme and it was just full of dat boi...no pepe in site, all the memes frowned as they watched pepe start to cry. "such ok...we all die someday...wow" doge said as he walked over to pepe and placed a paw on his shoulder. "NO! IT IS NOT OK! I WAS THE BEST I WAS THE FACE OF MEMES! WHEN PEOPLE THOUGHT MEMES THEY THOUGHT OF ME!...now they think dat boi..." pepe said through tears. "...it's true" spongegar said. "dear fucking god you're savage..." dat boi said. "well...i am a cave man..." spongegar replied. "...OH SHIT WADDUP" dat boi said. "a-and people always say i should die, and i'm like 'you can't drown your memes they know how to swim' than i realize i don't know how to swim even tho i'm a frog and i probally should know how to swim...BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!" pepe said still sobbing, doge continued to comfort pepe, while spongegar and dat boi didn't really know what to do. "hey" said some meme "AHHH" all the memes screamed in surprise when they turned around to see...LONG CAT "OH SHIT WADDUP WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DA FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?" dat boi asked. "...you left the door open..." the tall as fuck cat said. "yeah, dumb fuck" spongegar said "LONG CAT!" doge said as he ran over to hug long cat, the cat lowered himself to hug the fellow dead meme. "so what you doin hanging out with these fuck faces?" long cat asked. "hey?!" spongegar said. "what the fuck?" pepe said. "oh sorry...you pepe are not a fuck face...i was referring to dat wannabe and spongegarbage" long cat said "OH SHIT WADDUP what the fuck? bitch you are like the deadest meme, no one likes you. even when you were new no one gave a fuck" dat boi said. "ok yeah whatever. so why are you with these tit-tards?" long cats asked doge. "...i was such bored" doge answered. "oh and these are the only memes you could think of to hang out with?" long cat asked. "all memes much busy..." doge said sadly. "OH FUCKING REALLY?...bitch you got a phone?" long cat asked dat boi."yeah" dat boi said giving long cat his iphone, long cat called some meme. "hello this is dog" the meme answered the phone, you could hear music in the background. "what? where the fuck are you?" long cat asked the dog. "dog is at twenty one pilots concert with mr krabs and the bread cats!" dog said. "OH SHIT WADDUP wait...why the fuck is there a concert right now? it's like fucking 6 am?" dat boi said. "cus..." spongegar placed a hand on dat boi's shoulder. "...it's always concert time on meme street..." spongegar said.

a/n: i'll be continuing this, i want to make it kinda a long story just about the every day life of the memes we all know and (sort of) love. more memes will join in on the adventure as time goes on. but yeah hope you liked this, it really shows how meaningless my life would be without memes~