dat boi and friends

gas station

"wow, we should go to the concert!" doge said happily. "OH SHIT WADDUP YEAH" dat boi said. "what? no! we are going to have a battle!" long cat said. "OH SHIT WADDUP?" dat boi said surprised. "are you scared?" long cat asked and grew taller. "i'm the top meme, why would i be scared of you? you died a long long time ago long cat...i don't think it is necessary for me to kill you again." dat boi turned around and rolled closer to pepe and spongegar. "...fine. doge let's go!" long cat demanded. "ok, wow" doge and long cat walked out the door, not closing it behind them. dat boi yawned. "OH SHIT WADDUP holy shit is it almost 8 am!" dat boi yelled."well we best get going than" pepe said as he stud up from the desk chair. "oh fuck no, we should just keep hanging out!" spongegar said. "nah i think we should just go home" pepe replied. "OH SHIT WADDUP i'm gonna go down to the gas station right now, you guys can come if you want or stay here...whatever" dat boi said. "we'll go with you!" spongegar said happily. "by 'we'll' i hope you mean you'll cus i'm not coming" pepe said. "so OH SHIT WADDUP are you going to do than?" dat boi asked. "...what do you mean?" pepe said. "what are you going to do if you don't go with us? it's not like the old days where memes were bless to just see you. so what are you going to go do?" dat boi said. "...fine i'll go with you" pepe, dat boi, and spongegar made they're way to the gas station, when they walked in they saw squidward dabbing to the really fucking generic music. "hey squidward" dat boi said. "hi" squidward said wile still dabbing non stop. dat boi got a gatorade and some skittles, pepe just got a cup of ramen and spongegar got a fuck ton of chocolate. the 3 memes made they're way to the check out area, and to they're surprise they saw hello this is dog. "hello this is d-" dog was cut off by dat boi. "OH SHIT WADDUP i didn't know you worked here?" dat boi said. "oh fuck yeah dog works here!" dog replied. "so how was the twenty one pilots concert?" dat boi asked as he put the snacks and stuff on the counter. "rad af" dog replied as he scanned the stuff. "cool" "why didn't you come?" dog asked. "OH SHIT WADDUP me, pepe and spongegar were dealing with long cat and they're bull shit" dat boi said. "oh that sucks...that will be 20 money dollars" dog put the stuff in some bag. "OH SHIT WADDUP...actually that's not that bad" dat boi looked to see how much money dollars he had...than he realized he couldn't even lower his arms at all, and even if he could he had no money dollars on him. dat boi turned to pepe. "you got any fucking money dollars?" dat boi asked. "what? why the fuck are you fucking asking me for money dollars?? you're the top meme, you rich as hell??" pepe said. "yeah but i don't have any money dollars on me..." dat boi said. the 2 memes turned to spongegar. "lol yeah no fuck you guys" spongegar said. "GOD DAMN IT HOLD ON!" pepe stormed out the doors, he was gone for a few minutes. while he was gone dat boi and spongegar just watch squidward dab to the shitty music. after about 5 minutes pepe came back, his eye was twitching and he seemed more pissed off than usual, but he had the money dollars. "OH SHIT WADDUP what did you do?" dat boi asked. "don't fucking worry about it..." pepe said. dat boi always wondered what pepe did for many now a days...dat boi heard a roomer about something but wasn't sure if it was true...but anyways, pepe payed for the stuff and dog handed them the bags, they left and went back to dat boi's place. when they walked in to dat boi's house they saw a meme sitting on the couch. "...tubbs?" spongegar asked. "oh, hey" tubbs said. "OH SHIT WADDUP tubbs?" dat boi said. "not much just chillin, what about you memes?" tubbs asked. "we just got some stuff from the store" spongegar replied. "so...um, why are you here? and how did you get in my house?" dat boi asked. "oh that guy let me in" tubbs pointed at a old guy who was making burgers in the kitchen. "PAPAW!" spongegar yelled. "OH SHIT WADDUP IT'S PAPAW FUCK YEAH!!" dat boi yelled as he and spongegar ran into the kitchen with papaw, papaw was making tons of burgers for all the memes.