Spidey, I love u <3-pool;)

Chapter 4: the amazing Deadpool

Deadpools pov

"I'll be right back, I'm going to the bathroom?" I asked the teen. "Ok take your time..." He replied. I got in there and quickly changed, teleporting to the top of a building. <ALRIGHT LETS STAB SHIT SENSELESS!> [yeah, I agree, we've been too nice today.] I laughed at their comments. "Shut up we've got a job to do!" I chuckled. I teleported from building to building and saw a shadow of a person in the corner of my eye. "Hmm," I said.i teleported behind the person standing. "Hi!" I said. He flipped me over and I hit the ground hard. "Well that was a bit harsh, no readers?" "What?" The kid snarled. "Whatever, who are you?" He questioned me. I teleported to the edge of the roof. I didn't want to get beat up. He seemed very strong. "The amazing Deadpool!" I chuckled. "Merc with a mouth!" I knew this kid. Spider-man. Hah only the guy with the most similar costume to me, DUH! "So, how are you today, Spidey?" I asked him, only for him to throw me on the wall and web me to it. "Ow..." I said, feeling my head go numb. I was definitely bleeding. "What is this stuff, anyways?" I asked him. It was stronger than I had imagined. I tried to pull myself out of it, but couldn't. He never responded. "Shit, this is getting kinky!" I said. <yeah you should so fuck him!> he turned away from me . [dat ass tho!] I chuckled, he turned to me, looking angry through him mask. 

Spider-Man's pov

Huh. Usually people are more threatened by me. Whatever. I started walking away when he spoke again. "You can just leave me like this!" He groaned "Watch me!" I yelled back. "Ooh, feisty, but serious, got a hot date and need to be back soon!" He whimpered. I looked at him one eyebrow up. "Oh really, and who's this 'hot date'?" I asked him. "None of your business!" He cried. "But he's real cute and I don't want to blow it!" "He?" I asked. "Yes you homophobic dick get me down!" He squirmed trying to break free. "Come on!" He yelled. "Fine." I said, quickly untangling him. I ran off the edge of the building and swung down to a far away alley and got changed, and ran back as quickly as I could to the park bench. I wiped the sweat off my forehead as Wade walked out of the bathroom. "Hey baby boy! Sorry it took so long, 5 chimichangas don't go down so great..." "And a third!" I added. "You okay? You sound of of breath..." "Nope, I'm fine!" Crap.

____________________________________________________________________________________okay so this one was short but yeah whatever. Sorry if you're uncomfortable with the cursing it's just how I roll. I'll try to update later but I can't make any promises! Bye People!

"Wade stop breaking the fourth wall!" "Nope!"