Mirage Masters • Leafycynical

|Lost|

"Roman where are we..." "I don't know furry." "And you still gotta call me furry." "Well you are." "Fuck off." "You fuck off." I sigh. I'm pretty much stuck.

Somehow a Mirage grabbed me I don't know how..I guess I got distracted by Calvin's sexyness that I got kidnapped. I guess. But how did Roman? He probably follows me lol. That was cancer. I need bleach. "Hey. Hey Roman." "Wut." "Where are we." "In a place." "Where mate." "A place."

"You suck."

"Succ"

"fuck off."

Roman sometimes pisses me off. I see Roman eating some cheese. I rob a peice of cheese and he gets pissed off. "EY get your own cheese mate." "Dude I'm starving." "Whatever just text Calvin." "Oh Yea I forgot I have my phone.

Wait do I even have his number?" "I have Martin's I can ask for Calvin's." "K waiiiitt you don't like Martin huh" "F-fuck off." "AWW YOU STUDDERED THAT MEANS YOU DO!" "Shut the fuck up furry."

I hiss at him. "Woa your a cet now bro." "What's a cet?" "A cat." "When are you gonna learn English?" "Fuck off."

* a few minutes later....*

"Roman did you get the number yet." "Yea it's..420-666-334" "well shit. K." I begin to text his number..

Nialls: Heyyy Cal ;)

Leaf: Fucc how did you get my number.

Nialls: Roman and Martin.

Leaf: fuck my life. Well what do you want.

Nialls: I need you to bust my ass out.

Leaf: like in a gay way?

Nialls: I wish. But I'm kinda stuck and I don't know where I am.

Leaf: shit I feel like I turned you on. But I don't know where I am either.

Nialls: I thought u where smart. And what u mean u don't know where u are?

Leaf: ok so I didn't turn u on. And I followed Martin and we got to a sign that said Left, Right, Up, Down? Lol.

Nialls: lol what m8 down. And you kinda did I am hard asf right now. Ok so I remember there was a sign and we went..Left.

Leaf: so Martin is smart?

Nialls: wut?

Leaf: fuck off just do that.

Nialls: I'll fuck you ;)

Leaf: get out you horny bastard.

Nialls: that hurt cal. ;-; I'm hurt.

Leaf: IDC you can succ Martin's dicc

Nialls: Nahh I prefer yours.

Leaf: your too gay you do know that right

Nialls: always gay for you.

Leaf: I don't wanna live anymore.

I don't know what Calvin was talking about. "Niall are positive that Calvin knows where you are." "Well can you guide them to me."

I use my determation to find Calvin. More perfona shined within me and Trazer was determined to help me find Calvin. "You know you gave me a new skill and I can track Calvin anywhere." "Really?! Even out of the idolasphere?" "No.. Just in it." "Fuck." "Where you gonna rape him?" "You know me so well Trazer."

No response.

... I wanna eat food.