Crazy, Weird, Rude, Or Just Plain Stupid

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Here's a list of things I've done or witness happen that were crazy, weird, rude, or just plain stupid. Because nobody's perfect.

1. "Stop jaywalking!" I yell to my friends as I jaywalk across the street to catch up to them.

2. Joining a chess club then leaving it for a long time to coming back to get beaten by amateurs because I forgot to play. My pride bruh.

3. Bitching out a person that was in the same group chat (hey I handled it well tho)

4. Eating a sour pickle, which for your in-for-ma-tion I do not like, and getting 2 more days of extended period time.

5. Eating the sour pickle in general.

6. Jumping off a high bench and almost breaking my leg in the process because of a dare.

7. Agreeing to teach a girl fractions and ended up teaching her the times tables and double multiplying.

8. Allowed people to call me Ti-huana, a mix of Tina and Marihuana, then realizing it was a drug. I'm still fine with it tho.

9. Getting bitter cause I thought someone was ditching me but then realizing there wasn't another seat for them.

10. Got mad cause I thought a friend ditched me then realized I was the one that accidentally ditched them for food. (Sorry Thu hehe....)

11. Thought I could eat a whole extremely large bowl of phó and couldn't move after finishing it.

12. Said "Hi!" to a really enthusiastic teacher who proceeded to stay and talk to me for a whole two hours about math, word problems and the benefits of school (my parents had forgotten I didn't have after school clubs)

13. Letting my brother download Agar.io and now am not allowed to use the IPad until he's "dead".

14. I don't have one I just didn't want to end it on the number 13.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 03, 2016 ⏰

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