I was getting ready to get on flurry until my boyfriend Drew came bursting into my room.
"DREW!"
"Babe I just realesed my new song on soundcloud."
He has been making his own music lately and I haven't been a big fan but I'm still supporting.
"Hoe the fuck did you get in my house? My parents aren't even here."
"That doesn't matter."
"If you got in here a burglar can get in here too."
"Just listen to my song."
"Okay!"
He took put his phone and played the beginning. I already knew it was bad
"Dripping dripping dripping Yeah my swag be fucking dripping"
What the fuck?
"In the kitchen cooking us some real good fucking shit."
He's never cooked in his life!
"Took your bitch the other day and fucked her in a motel."
I'm so lost.
"Bitch got Allergies. We say hell nah."
Allergies?
I turned to look at him and he was just smiling at me. I smiled back and pretending to enjoy. I don't want to break his heart if I tell him that I don't know what the fuck is happening in the song.
"Turn up turn up turn up."
I'm not gonna lie. It was catchy and had a good beat.
"Tittys on my dick."
OKAY WHAT???
"On my dick"
What the fucking hell?!
"Tittys are the shit. they the shit."
No. My Tittys
"Got some cash and I throw it up like this. Throw it up."
Since when does this child have money. He doesn't even buy me a doller soda at McDonald's.
"You girl ugly but she really really wanna suck me."
I don't know what to do with him. Why did I even say yes.
"What did you think babe?"
"Uhh... it was great."
"Oh my god! Do you really think so?"
"Yeah I do. It's way better that Bernie Sanders."
"I thought you were gonna hate it like you hated nipple slurpee."
"No this was good. I really liked the part about the umm... bitch having allergies."
"Aww. I knew you would love it." He said as he got up and hugged me.
I love drew so much and I don't wanna ruin his dreams no matter how bad his songs are. I can probably help him fix them so then everyone can actually like it.
"What we're you getting ready for before I got here by the way?"
"I was gonna get on flurry."
"Can I join?"
"Sure." I replied as I gave him a kiss on the cheek.
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Hello!!! Welcome to Drew Phillips Imagines geeksters. There's not many Drew books out there so I decided to make one. Love you guys and I hope you'll like this book.
