When We Travel Book 2 | Whouffaldi

Chapter 24: Sirius & Ash Oswald

The Doctor's POV

I was awoken by the front door slamming open, "Hey!" it was Jack, "Why are there eggs all over the grass outside?"

"Can you be a bit more quiet?" Clara groaned.

"I believe that you have, what you humans call, a hangover." I stated before standing up.

Ashildr and Jenny then entered, Ashildr spoke, "You didn't answer his question. Why are there eggs all over the grass?"

"Well..." I paused, "As you can see by Clara's hangover... she got drunk. Missy gave her something. She thought that there were living birds in the eggs which resulted in her throwing them out the window." Clara groaned once more as she lay on her stomach and buried her face into the sofa in an attempt to block out any noise.

"Hello, Sweeties!" this caused me to quickly turn to the door. I let out a sigh of relief... "Oh, you must've thought that I was River. Oh no no no... You are heavily mistaken, poppets." it was Missy, "I just came to see how Clara was doing. I noticed the eggs outside... And the rather strong smell of cheese coming from the kitchen is quite something."

"We heard Clara yelling about cheese late last night, but we just decided to ask you about it this morning." Jenny stated.

I nodded, "She had a sudden need for cheese but she just ended up leaving it."

"Did anything else happen?" Missy said, suggestively.

"No." I quickly replied as I shook my head, "I know that you were the one who gave her that drink. What were your intentions?"

She sat down on the sofa, "I don't know what you're talking about, dear."

"Missy..." I warned.

"I just wanted to see if she would make some sort of... 'advancement' on you."

I questioned, "Advancement?"

"Make the babies!" she exclaimed.

"Wait, what?!" Clara said as she instantly sat up.

Missy then waved a finger at her, "Now now, Clara. You only speak the truth when you are drunk. And I know that you said something to the Doctor about 'making babies'."

"I did not." Clara assured.

"Well er..." I paused, "Actually, you did."

Ashildr let out a groan, "Why do I even get myself involved in these things." she turned around and exited the flat, followed by Jack.

"I was only trying to make her speak the truth." Missy defended herself. She then reached over and tap Clara on the forehead, "And that hangover didn't last long."

"My head is still pounding. I'm just confused as to why you would say that I want another baby."

"But you doooo." Missy stated.

"N-No I don't."

Jenny then asked, "Are you sure?"

"I'm sure." she said. A flash of light then illuminated the room.

"Seriously?" it was Rey!

"What's the matter?" I questioned.

"'What's the matter?' Look at me!" she exclaimed. Something was wrong... she was fading away, "I'm starting to fade!"

Missy then told her, "Blame your parents here."

Rey then approached me, "So you make sure that Ash gets born, but not me?!"