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It is Wednesday my dudes... *insert gay Spiderman scream*

This is le Hails of National Hangover Day, how may I mess up your social life?

Ehh, I'm not bad for you...It's just that only a couple people can handle me and my craziness!

Don't hold me responsible if you wake up with a strange hobo in your bed...

anyways

*hands you a bottle of vodka*

Drink it! You definitely won't get alcohol poisoning.