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Lovely Red Cupid
"Hi, did you fix--"
"Yes, Romeo. I talked to Chrissie. In fact, she didn't really care about your date. She didn't tell me what you look like or your name, and she said she wouldn't tell anybody about the date."
"That's great. Wait, you want to know what I look like, and who I am?"
"I never said--"
"Let me guess, you want me."
"No! Jerk, I would never take a client. I'm strictly here to help."
"Eh. Whatever. Who's my next girlfriend?"
"I haven't found one yet. I was too busy with my love life."
"Ooh! Red Cupid has a love life! Spill the beans, Sweetheart."
"Oh my god, that just sounded so weird."
"Seriously, how's your boyfriend?"
"I don't have one..."
"Wait. Let me process this. Red Cupid...doesn't have a....boyfriend??!?! That is just the most hilarious thing I've ever heard of!"
"No, it's not hilarious. Shut up and stop laughing."
"Geez, are you going through a mood-swing? Your attitude is getting worser by the minute."
"First, 'worser' isn't a word. Second, I don't have a bad attitude."
"Sorry, but...how do you not have a boyfriend?"
"I guess I've never cared....I don't really need one."
"But everyone needs a 'Love' in they're life. It's kinda mandatory."
"I gotta go."
"Cupid...are you.........crying?"
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"She never cries..."
"I never cry....."
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red cupid
Short StoryWARNING: This book was written when I was 11 and 12 years old so ignore all the mistakes and cringe-ness LOL "Hi, are you the School Cupid?" "Yes....how'd you get my number?" "Well, I asked around and found out about someone named 'Red Cupid'. Then...
