If you're a drag queen, you'd be lying if you said that you've never bought cheap makeup.
So let's say you're shopping for makeup. Whether if it's cheap or expensive.
There is always someone judging you.
It's usually children or homophobes.
Or homophobic children.
They are ALWAYS staring.
Well guess what bitch, makeup is a one size fits all.
It might even be the person who works at the cash register who's judging you.
But that's okay, BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M FABULOUS!
