Your P.O.V
I awoke to sounds in the bathroom. Before I got up I looked to see what time it was. 10:30. I then pulled out a pair of jeans from my backpack. I got up and headed towards the sound. Not knowing what to expect, so I just went in willingly. I entered the bathroom to see a naked Mark. I think that image was scarier then anything I have or will ever see.
"AH, WHAT THE HELL M-MARK!"
"Sorry my water isn't working so I decided to come over here and take one since I am kinda your landlord. Why did you think I was the crazed buttstaber here to stab your butt?"He said still not covering himself.
"N-NO, MARK COVER YOUR FUCKING DICK!"
"Oh, yeah that."He said grabbing a towel.
I exited the bathroom going to the kitchen. I then remembered that I just moved in, so I have no food at all. So with that I go back to my precious life source called a backpack. I pull out a grey sweater that was over sized for my body. Then attempt another try at going into the bathroom. When I enter Mark is actually taking a shower. So before he gets out I quickly apply mascara and then flush the toilet.
As I dash out of the bathroom I heard my name being screamed. A few minutes later a pissed Mark comes out shirtless. A I laugh at the angry face he is trying to pull off. He gives me what seems to be a death stare.
"Okay, so Tiny what are you doing today?"I say trying to hold back the laughter.
"You know I'm not tiny." He said with his face red."And I don't I could show you around the town."
"Okay, so Tiny can we go to the grocery store, because I need some food."
"Yeah if you stop calling me Tiny."
"Sorry no can do Tiny, I rather starve." I said with a grin.
"Whatever!"He screamed slamming the door.
When he left I couldn't help but laugh. The way he got red and upset. I said he was tiny but the thing is, IT WAS FUCKING HUGE! Anyway with that happening I had nothing to do until he got settled down. So I decided to wash the clothes in my bag that smelled of sweat. A few minutes later Mark came in looking like he found out a cure for cancer.
"Okay I have an idea!"he shouted.
"I couldn't tell." I said rather sarcastically.
"Since you saw me naked I get to see you naked." He said with a smirk.
"Hell no, plus I just met you like two days ago."
"Well its unfair you've seen my muscular body!"
"Well it unfair to show you my body on purpose when I saw you saggy balls on accident." I said throwing something to argue with.
"THEY ARE NOT SAGGY!"
"So you are saying you're always hard?"
"No just that they are not saggy like an old mans."
"Tiny you are 27 years old, otherwise known as old fucking perverted man."
"You're not much younger! How does three fucking years separate young and old!?"
"A lot old perverted man."
"Fuck you!"
"If you insist." I said moving close to him teasing him by taking of my shirt.
"WAIT WHAT?!"
"You said Fuck me so I gonna fuck you, isn't that what you wanted?"I said trying not to laugh.
"Well I mean- uh, I didn't mean actually fuck me. I meant like-"
He was cut off by me grabbing his crotch. He tried not to moan. I then started sucking on his neck. He tensed up as I travel from the bottom of his neck to the of his neck and behind his ear. I leaned away from him and whispered in his ear.
"Don't fuck around with me. I can make you sex life a living heaven and hell."
Mark's P.O.V
"Don't fuck around with me. I can make your sex life a living heaven and hell." She whispered in my ear.
I grabbed my boner trying to hide it from her. The truth is I didn't care if she seen my naked body. But what pissed me off the most is that she called my penis tiny and saggy. I was using the unfair excuse. And know here I was turned on because of her.
"You know you are almost Wade Wilson leveled smart ass."
"Thanks I take that as a compliment." She said with a smile and putting back on her shirt.
"It was meant to be mean in a way."
"How is it exactly meant to be bad?"
"Well Wade Wilson looks like an avocado had sex with an older avocado." I say with a smirk.
"You know that you're not that older avocado right?"
"Hardy hard har." I said trying not to smile.
"Well are ya gonna show me the town or not, Tiny?"
"Yeah come on avocado." I say trying to even out with the nicknames.
With that we leave and get in my car. I show her some of the shops and restaurants in town. Including a TGI Fridays. After we go through a few of the shops including Hot Topic for clothes and other shit we finally arrive to the grocery store.
We walk into the store and (Y/N) goes for five or six avocados. I smile as she dumps them in the cart. We then get some breakfast items such as bacon, sausage, eggs, and orange juice. Same for lunch except she got some ham and turkey for sandwiches and a few frozen pizzas. The dinner was crazy and all over the place with weird shit.
We leave the store and head back for the apartment. I help her with the groceries. She decides to go take a shower. Did she already forget that I had told her that I was going to see her naked. I took out my phone just in case I need a little blackmailing material.
I open the door and see (Y/N) enter the shower. Before she turns the water on I take my chance.
Oh and by the way you can thank MarkiplierFan96 for the extra chapter
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