Virtual Love | Antoine Griezmann

deux

(foreverfernando) is online

foreverfernando: yoooo

(mrsbartralona) is online

You: oh thank god now i have an excuse

You: save me

foreverfernando: from what

You: talking with my family

foreverfernando: cmon it can't be that bad

You: but it is

foreverfernando: stop. go talk to them, not me

You: they just want to talk about boring adult stuff

You: and the other half of my family is all kids

foreverfernando: kids can be fun

You: not when they're screaming and crying and dragging me to play tea party

foreverfernando: u know u were once like that

You: nah fetus me was probably adorably sitting down and behaving myself, not running around like a wild animal

foreverfernando: lol well good luck with the kids

You: no, please don't leave me

foreverfernando: caught feelings already?

You: shut up

foreverfernando: don't worry, i know that i'm irresistible

You: i said shut up

You: don't get too ahead of urself, the only reason i'm chatting with u is to avoid any interaction or contact with my family

You: i just want to survive this get together and then get the hell outta here

foreverfernando: no need to deny ur true feelings, ma chérie

You: my darling?

foreverfernando: oh oui, tu comprenais! parles-tu en français?

foreverfernando: ...

foreverfernando: mrsbartralona?

You: fine u caught me idk french. tbh i literally thought u were calling me a cherry last night

foreverfernando: LOL ur funny. you seem to know some tho

You: google translate lol

foreverfernando: very resourceful, i applaud ur efforts to try and pull that off

You: so u speak french?

foreverfernando: my language of choice

You: not english?

foreverfernando: nope. i come from france

You: foreverfernando's finally telling me where he lives

foreverfernando: wrong, i don't live in france

You: :(

You: i thought that maybe watching all those crime shows finally paid off and i figured something out

foreverfernando: not this time, ur gonna need to try harder than that

You: don't worry, i'll figure it out eventually!!

foreverfernando: lol ur cute

- you have disconnected -

foreverfernando: hello?

foreverfernando: hello??!!

foreverfernando: did i say something wrong :/

foreverfernando: ??!?!!?!

foreverfernando: ok ok i see how it is now, if that's how u wanna be

foreverfernando: that's alright

foreverfernando: it's ok

foreverferndo: i'm sorry it had to come to this

foreverfernando: it didn't have to be like this

foreverfernando: but u left me with no choice!!

(mrsbartralona) is online

You: SHUT UP FERNANDO AND STOP SPAMMING ME

foreverfernando: but.... i'm not fernando

- you have disconnected -

foreverfernando: -_-