Leonardo: Hi, help, the author, Angel is making us play Truth or Dare. *Tries to cut his way out of the room*
Me: *Activates a reinforcing barrier*
April: But if she doesn't get any questions or dares she'll blow us all sky high.
Mikey: So help us dudes and dudettes. Please?
Donnie: Or we will not be having any new episodes anytime soon.
Raph: WHAT THE SHELL?! WHY THE FRICK WOULD YOU KIDNAP US?! HOW THE SHELL DID YOU KIDNAPS US?! WTF IS EVEN GOING ON?!
Me: *Slaps Raph on the face*
Raph: *Slaps me back*
Me: 😐😑😬😡😠
Everyone but Raph and Me: 😱 RIP: Raphael Hamato. Cause of death: He messed with the wrong girl.
Me: *Glares at them* I'm not gonna kill him...
Other turtle and April: You aren't?
Me: *Looks Raph in the eyes* No, of course not. I'm just gonna do something he fricking HATES! *Wraps my arms around Raph and hugs him then presses my (TMNT might I add, cause it's true.) watches screen and two (other) Mikey fangirls come in and one knees Raph in the back before the other one gives him a black eye*
Mikey Fangirls: *Ogle Mikey before double hugging him and leaving*
Me: *Lets go of Raph* Ok then. *Heals Raph of all (physical) injuries*
Everyone but Raph: Also have a nice day.
Me: Until next time...
Everyone else: Bye. *Wave*
Me: Deuces. *Does double peace sign*
