Person 1: I like ur makeup
Person2:Thanks!
Person1:LOL! U THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS!!! LOL It looks like u got gangbanged By Crayola
Person2:HEY! Eh its ok my mom did it!
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Dear LOL!
Thanks for being there when i have nothing else to say!
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Whoever woke me up is gonna die!|
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OLNY SMRAT POELPE CAN RAED TIHS
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That fun moment when someone is lying down,and u ask "R U Sleeping?" |
And then they say...! "NO I'M TRYING TO DIE!!"
I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat and i CLEARLY Called ShotGun!
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What a mystery!... A Roach is afraid of a Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat!
Cat is afraid of dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
AND, Woman is afraid of..........
A COCKROACH!
