texting h / hs

2. *scrunches up chip packet*

unknown: ah hi

me: ..hi?? you know i'm not niall right

unknown: yeah i know i have a confession

me: okay..what is it?

unknown: well i don't want to tell you now

me: WHAT ARE WE IN GRADE SIX?? YOU CAN'T JUST TELL ME YOU HAVE A CONFESSION THEN NOT TELL ME

unknown: okAY STOP YELLING AT ME

me: I'M NOT YELLING

unknown: YOU'RE IN CAPS LOCK THAT'S YELLING

me: I WILL BE IN CAPS LOCK IF I WANT TO BE IN CAPS LOCK YOU CROUTON

unknown: did you just call me a crouton

me: YES YOU SMALL SALAD BREAD NOW TELL ME

unknown: fiNe

me: thAnk-you

unknown: nO diDdly daRn probleM

me: stop stalling ned flanders and tell me

me: you're lucky i'm still texting you, you could be a 50 year old man for all i know

unknown: i'm 17

me: well how do i know that huh???????

me: waIT TELL ME UR CONFESSION PLS

unknown: jeEz fine

unknown: igotoyourschoolandithinkyou'rereallycuteandidkiwantedtotextyousoipretendedthatithoughtyouwereniallbye

me: waIT WHAT

me: THAT'S SO CUTE AW

me: i'm still skeptical you're 50

me: tell me something about our school

unknown: last year mr vallance came to every classroom dressed as the easter bunny and gave out easter eggs

me: HAHAHHAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT

me: okay i guess you're legit, now who are you?

unknown: nah

me: what

me: nO

me: I S2G BOY TELL ME WHO YOU ARE

me: wait are you a boy??

unknown: yes

me: okgood

me: like i'm no homophobe #lovewins

me: but i'm only going lesbian for cara delevigne

me: anyway teLL ME WHO YOU ARE

unknown: oh sorry you're breaking up

me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE TEXTING

unknown: *scrunches up chip packet* sorry i'm going through a tunnel

me: DUDE

unknown: :)

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first proper chapter!! ahhhh!! did you like it??? pls vote and comment <33

-emma x.