YouTube Group Chat

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Group Chat Members
Jack
Mark
Felix
Ken
Wade
Bob

Felix: anyone online?
Felix: no?
Ken: yeah bruh
Jack: Sup fam?
Felix: MARZIA JUST BOUGHT MORE CANDLES AND HNNNGGGH
Ken: SO DID MARY AND SHE'S BURNING ALL OF THEM
Felix: MARZIA ISN'T EVEN USING THEM
Ken: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S WORSE
Jack: what are you guys even talking about
Felix: have you never watched or listened to the broken podcast?!
Ken: I'm offended jack
Jack: I was ON the podcast more than once
Felix: oh yeah I proved you were Illuminati
Ken: jacksepticEYE illuminati EYE
Felix: :P
Jack: PewDiePie has THREE SYLLABLES
Felix: o shit
Ken: I'm not illuminati tho
Jack: KEN HAS THREE LETTERS
Jack: CINNAMONTOASTKEN HAS THREE WORDS
Ken: ...
Felix: ...
Jack: I think I just rekt you both
Felix added Mark to the chat
Ken added Bob to the chat
Felix added Wade to the chat
Jack: GETTING PEOPLE TO FIGHT FOR YOU? WEAKLINGS!
Mark: so you think they're illuminati
Jack: I don't think. I KNOW
Bob: I KNOW you don't think
Jack: BOB HAS THREE LETTERS IN IT ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Bob: o shet
Bob left the chat
Felix: JAAAAAACCCCKKKK
Ken: STAHP IT JACK
Wade: jack what about you you huh
Jack: yeah what about me
Wade: you have three words in your name AND eye in your name
Jack: YOU HAVE THREE SEVENS IN YOUR NAME WADE
Wade: BUT YOU HAVE TWO FAULTS IN YOUR NAME
Jack: SO DOES KEN AND FELIX HAS MORE
Felix: how
Jack: PEW. THREE LETTERS. DIE. THREE LETTERS. PIE. THREE LETTERS. THREE SYLLABLES. THATS FOUR
Felix: *crying*
Felix left the chat
Ken: NO ONE DOES THAT TO MY BOYFRIEND
Mark: wait boyfriend
Jack: when was this
Wade: you guys are dating
Ken: I wish he has Marzia and I have Mary
Jack: well HAHA
Ken: WAIT A MINUTE
Wade: what
Ken: jacksepticeye. Three syllables. Eye. Is an illuminati thing. Eye. Has three letters. THIS IS THREE POINTS THERE ARE THREE POINTS IN A TRIANGLE ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Wade: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ken: xD
Jack: *crying*
Wade: I DIDN'T MAKE JACK CRY K?!
Wade left the chat
Mark: what about me jack
Jack: you don't have any illuminati points
Mark: awwww shucks
Ken: why isn't septiplier real tho
Ken: it should be real
Mark: who says its not
Jack left the chat
Ken: is that what happens every time
Mark: yeah but you're the first to still be here
Ken: ...
Mark: KEN??
Ken left the chat
Mark: AARRRGGGHHHH

WOW THIS ONE WAS SO LONG! It didn't even tire me at all to write. It was fun, actually :P also at the start when Felix and Ken were talking about candles was a reference to the Meme episode of the broken podcast, which Jack starred on.

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