What If

The Crew

When I woke up I felt....well great! My bed felt so comfy and warm, I started to roll around and feel something in my bed. Probably a pillow, I started to kick it off when I heard an 'owww'.... pillows don't do that.

Opening my eyes I saw Eli in my room, on my bed. I screamed and said, "What are you doing?!" Then I  rapidly began to kick him until he fell of  bed.

"Ugh, morning to you too." He groaned.

"Why were you in my room!" I exclaimed at him.

"When we got to your bedroom you fell asleep into my beautiful, golden, muscled arms." He smirked and started to flex. Typical.

"So being the nice awesome guy I am I stayed then dozed off." Great now he made me feel bad. Jerk.

"Thank you." I paused to look at him, he was obviously doing that slanted smirk. "Now leave so I can change."

"Oh Nat I didn't know you liked it that way." I blushed

"In your dreams" I said looking down so he wouldn't see my face.

"How'd you know. You stalk and get dirty for me... may-"

" -be you should leave before you end up in a butt." Wow good comeback Nat, and with that I closed the door.

Boys, stupid creatures.

I suddenlyheard a growl, like some kind of bear. Oh my god I don't want to door hungry while a bear is eating me. Wait.......... I'm hungry.

Huh, girl cravings. I peak my head just a little bit out and to my surprise he wasnt there. "Yes" I say victorious. I then begin to skip to the kitchen, seriously how big is this boat! I open in the fridge and I swear if I wasn't so amazed I would have passed out, my jaw was literally on the floor. They had everything you could think of........from every country. But only needing a simple breakfast I take out eggs, sausage, milk, bread, and cinamon. I begin to whip two of the eggs and milk together than I dip some of the bread in it. "There's gonna be a party in my tummy so yummy, so yummy, yummy." Now I just need a frying pan, and I'm good to-

"Ye' lass can I get some of that" I hear a gruff voice say. Eli the stupid guy always trying to scare me. I turn around with a smirk on my face expecting to see Eli put soon come face to face with a old man with a long salt and pepper beard and in need of a desperate bath. In shock I just stare at him, who the Yo Gabaga is he!

"Lass" he waves a hand in my face. "Girl" he begins to thump me. First instinct, I kicked him in the jewels and ran. First grade all over again, and reciting Jack Sparrow I yell at him while looking at him wither in pain "You will always remember thisas the time you almost caught Nata-" I was cut off by running into someone. I now know why je never got to finish that sentence.

Looking up again I see three more guys, the one I bumped into has a buzz cut and has a bandana tied around his neck, another has dreadlocks tied up with a goofy smile and the last one had blond hair that was cut low and a pocket watch in hand. All their clothes were so old you couldn't even tell if they were from the century.

Great I'm gonna die hungry, maybe I can fight them off. As they start to come closer I remember by techniques kick in jewels, upper-cut to the next and side kick.That's right I'll die fighting because I'm.... being hugged.

"Um what are you doing?" I ask them confused even the one I kicked was hugging me.

"Y' we're welcomin' you back to the family" Salt and pepper says as they all back away. Back. I don't even know them, why am I thinking this? "I don't even know any of you!" I exclaim as the start to chuckle.

"I' so Eli haven't told ye' just yet" Buzz cut said. They all nodded agreeing to him.

"Well let me introduce ya." Blonde started. " This is Joe" he jestured to Salt and pepper. "Tom" he pointed to dreadlocks. "Adrian" he pointed to buzz cut. "And I' be Jack" he said jesturing to himself. Think I could remember that.

"So only you guys add the crew?" I asked them. They started to laugh. "No there be bout' thirty.....fourty more." Joe said rubbing his chin, while doing this I heard Jack yelling down some stairs 'Get up!'

Oh boy I thought as I heard poundings from below me coming up here. They all gasped when they saw me then started to run towards me, the quick as a block they all froze in place. Like seriously freezing with their degrees in smiles and feet of the floor from running. I blinked again and they were settled and groaning but smiling at me. Deciding to ignore what just happened, for now Joe told them to form a line in front of me.

They began to shake my hand and tell me their names but obviously not going to on remember I came up with nicknames.

"Alex" Toothy. "Ben" Haircut. "Luke" Tattoo. "Will" Chuckles. "Troy" Curly. "Travis" Smily. "Sam" Sunny side up. "Cole" Mystery. "Xandier" Cool-cat. "Daren" Clumsy cause he basically fell face first in giving me a hand shake. "Thomas" Jokes. "Chris" Looker. And twenty other more I couldn't remember because I became to tired too. Though I did notice that ALL of them have some kind of accent.

All of a sudden my stomach growled, really loud. Then began to laugh when I then ordered them to make me breackfast since  they interupted me first time. They groaned and got to work.

I have no idea what they were doing but some how they were arguing what to give me and the they were wrestling over a bag of flour which went everywhere and covered them all. Which started a huge rockus among them, so I got up and whistled loudly at them.

"Since you snowmen have no idea how to cook let me take it over." They all blushed being put in their place by a girl, ha I'm just so cool like that. I started to instruct them how to whip eggs and how to use the right amount of oil when cooking. Once they got the hang of it I saw that they were pretty good at it which really surprised me. And at the end we had about fourty plates of omlets, pancakes and bacon. They also looked just as hungry as I was too which I chuckled at. Hmm I finally meet the crew. Then I just noticed....... it's that time of month. Save me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey guys, pssst who loves you sooooooo much that i updated when i should be should be doing homework..... what it's who oh yes the one and only Chia Chin *signaling fireworks and gunshots.* But really I'm so sorry I've been to busy ave stuff so please forgive me :'(. I'll try and up update tomorrow kk bye my awesome sauces.