What If

Sarcasm Will Get You Kidnapped

I'm so sorry my.......( still need a nickname for you guys so yeah, distraction...) Any ways I truly an so it's just that, my friends just had to come over and steal me anyway from you guys so yeah beat up them ;) . Well enjoy , scallywags

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I was just about to order Chinese food when I realized that I'm home early so I can cook! I live cooking though with a boss like mine, it gets hard.

I started to saute some cut beef, then started to add in beans, chili powder, crushed tomatoes, onion, garlic and other spices. Then, while that was marinating I took out some flour, butter, yeast, and other ingredients to make some sour bread twist on the side. The chili was almost finished and so was the bread.

So, I decided to relax and take out my phone. Wow, I haven't cooked on so long hope it's good. Ally always says that I should go on that show Master Chef. But I know that if I go out there and Gordon curses at me, there are gonna be some problems.

Then, I suddenly thought about Eli's number on the table. I write it down on my hand so that I would remember, like I wouldn't in the first place. So, I added him to my contacts and texted him. Since I wasn't expecting a fast answer I got up to check on the food. Every thing was done, I started to eat it and it was definitely a five star meal!

Maybe I should become a cook, I'm really good at it. Though I would miss my kitchen, everything was stainless steel. I had a island right in the middle of it. And the biggest and brightest fridge and oven. Suddenly, I heard my phone buzz. Wow that was fast, he probably not doing anything either.

Hey Natalie, aren't you at work? Wouldn't want you to get fired :p

I could ever hear the English accent through the text.

Yeah right, I actually got the day off thanks to you.

No problem, it just got me really irritated that he was taking to you like that.

That's.....nice?

Well thanks anyways, and how did you know him? And why was he shaking in his shoes once here saw you? I wish I could do that to the jerk face :O

Lol, so you noticed that. And I suppose you could say I know him.

Wasn't that hard to miss. So, do you know him?

I was really curious about the whole situation.

Do you like pirates?

He totally dodged many question! So we're gonna do this Boston Tea Party style hmm? Gonna end with a bang!

I suppose so, I mean they're cool and dangerous. Two of my favorite things might I add ;) Speaking of cool and dangerous how do you know my boss? Frienemies or something? I wash wanna know?

How about this... You answer my question first then I answer yours? Deal?

What if I don't like this condition?

I raised my chin even though he couldn't see me.

Well I guess you'll never find out.

No he can't do this, after all is just a silly question. Doesn't have to be answered. Right?!

FINE! What is the question?

I could already see the satisfied smirk on his face.

Would you like to be a pirate?

What kind of question is that? So, being me I obviously answered sarcastically.

Of course I would love to be a loyal and courageous pirate. And you the captain, of jolly good fun.

And as I hit the send button a cloth was over my mouth and my phone dropped from my hands. As I try to attack my attacker my vision starts to go blurry, and I see my boss or someone who looks like him right in front of me. Is this the end? No it isn't. I'm going to live, for Momma and Dad.

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Sorry for the cliffy, I just noticed I've been doing that a lot. I'm try to stop next chapter. I will also come up with nicknames for you guys. Anyways asta lavista baby * waves hand in face* you can't see me! Lol until the next two days :)